The Petty Department™ / Digital downloads
Sarcastic wallpapers, printable quotes, and clapbacks for the thoughts you usually keep to yourself. Give your phone—and your boundaries—a little attitude.
Digital goods. Real attitude. No shipping drama.
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Filed under: extremely relatable
For former people-pleasers, late-night overthinkers, and survivors of “quick” meetings.
“My peace is no longer up for negotiation.”
Sarcastic phone wallpapers, printable quote cards, boundary-setting affirmations, and funny captions. A small collection with a very loud personality.
Explore the downloads02 / Personalized words
One awkward situation. Three ways to answer: polite, passive-aggressive, and absolutely unbothered. A personalized digital service—not another app.
Planned service · availability in the catalog
03 / On the horizon
Your favorite attitude, eventually on mugs, shirts, and stickers. We're starting with downloads; physical goods can wait their turn.
Not available yet. No pretend sold-out hype.
The good stuff / Current releases
See current prices, included files, and availability on each product listing. Digital products, not physical shipments.
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Find the words for your mood. Keep the ones that feel like you.